COOL PIN

We've got a cool wearable pin 
displaying the museum logo
(the TV Test Pattern)
in a laminated piece of plastic
--which you attach to yourself 
with a safety pin.  Ouch!  

And we send you TWO pins 
for the price of one!
One to keep.  One to give away.  
You get the joy of receiving 
AND the joy of giving.  
It's the Fluxus Indian way.

So how can you get your 
two truly terrific TV Test 
Pattern pins (each in its own 
tiny yellow rubber-stamped 
envelope?  

Send us  $5.00 USD.
That's right. Five dollars! 
Only costs us about 12-cents
to make these,
but we're going to charge you
FIVE DOLLARS.

Mailed anywhere/everywhere
on planet earth! 

Send check or money order to:
Fluxus Indian Museum Store
Box 192
Coon Rapids, Iowa 50058  USA

COOL GLIDER

Flying  balsa-wood glider.  
Eight-inch (20mm) wing span.
Probably the worst quality gliders
we've ever seen.
The museum logo, address and URL 
are printed on the wings!

How can you get one?
Send us a check or money order 
for $6.00 (USD) to:
Fluxus Indian Museum Store
Box 192
Coon Rapids, Iowa 50058  USA
($8.00 outside the U.S.)

That's $6 per plane.
We've got hundreds, so if you
want to order a bunch...let's talk.

We can't claim Fluxus Indians used 
balsa-wood gliders, but we do know 
they were big on paper airplanes
...used to whoosh them around 
with the air oars.	

So we think the Fluxus Indians 
would be quite pleased 
to see you lobbing this
glider around...especially at work!

COOL BOOKLET

Do you know someone 
who might really like
the Fluxus Indian Museum?
You could email them the URL
to this website.
No! That's too easy.  
You could print out
and send them a booklet
of all the museum webpages.
No, that's still too easy!
I know!
Order one of our booklets!
That's expensive
and will involve a long wait!

We've assembled a full-color
booklet of all the museum pages
that are available online.
That's the whole web site
in a 30-page booklet.
And we're ready to mail it
to whomever/wherever you want.

Just say the word.

Bad news, again, on the price.
The booklet is $15.00 USD
mailed anywhere in U.S.
($15.00 outside U.S.)
Send check or money order to:
Fluxus Indian Museum Store
Box 192
Coon Rapids, Iowa 50058  USA

Maybe you'll just want to make
your own booklet afterall.
Hmmm........

COOL MUG

We got out voted on this one.
There's no evidence whatsoever
the Fluxus Indians drank coffee 
or tea or used mugs for anything.
"Doesn't matter," we were told,
"People wanna buy souvenir mugs."

Once we finished pouting
we designed a great looking mug.
We took the Exhibition Index 
that appears on our home page
--added a Fluxus Indian Museum 
title and wrapped it around 
a sparkling white 
10-ounce enamel mug.

It's cool!  It's fun!  For everyone!

Yeah, right..  
We still think the Fluxus Indian
coffee mug is a travesty.
And it's a pain to ship.
We urge you not to buy one.

But if you must, 
send $25.00 USD  
check or money order to:
Fluxus Indian Museum Store
Box 192
Coon Rapids, Iowa 50058  USA
($30 outside the U.S.)

COOL T-SHIRT

You probably have more t-shirts
than you need. Don't you?  
Or maybe you were thinking
you could buy this t-shirt 
for someone else.
Stop!  Let's think about this
for a moment.
How many people really
are thrilled to get a t-shirt 
as a gift?  Honestly.

Still not convinced!
Try this:  our t-shirt is 
way too expensive!
We're embarassed to tell you
how much. 

They're expensive, because we
only do them in small  batches.
Never more than a dozen at a time.
We go to Benana Republic
or Eddie Bauer or County Seat
and buy the thickest 100% cotton 
t-shirts we can find
...as in retail 
...as in expensive.
Then we have them silk-screened.
Locally
...as in retail 
...as in expensive.
					
Colors:  dark green, dark brown,
kahki, white...
(whatever earth colors we can
find when we go shopping)
Sizes:  L, XL, XXL
How much?
$40.00 USD
--we weren't kidding were we.
Check or money order to:
Fluxus Indian Museum Store
Box 192
Coon Rapids, Iowa 50058  USA
($50 outside U.S)